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Every week, my cat evaluates my performance as her maid, chef, and emotional support human.

This Week's Complaints

  • I moved her blanket
  • I closed a door she wanted open
  • I opened a door she wanted closed

This Week's Wins

  • Extra treats
  • Sunbeam access
  • Warm laundry pile

Final Notes

She remains unimpressed but loyal.